Sep 25, 2006
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
The following is an actual question given on a Washington University chemistry mid-term.
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only
Heaven,thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Sep 24, 2006
ouch..
and the pain this time is greater than the previous2 one
so ppl...dont talk to me
*my father will be undergoin a major operation anytime next week or week after. i'm planning to take long leave once the date is confirm. hope everything is gonna be ok. there's a growth in his stomach..according to doc, not cancerous but then...i dunno...things like this never happen to our family...so i kinda get freak out
Sep 14, 2006
Sep 10, 2006
Sampai Menutup Mata
for hubby dearie
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by acha septriasa
embun di pagi buta
menebarkan bau basah
detik demi detik ku hitung
inikah saat ku pergi
oh Tuhan ku cinta dia
berikanlah aku hidup
takkan ku sakiti dia
hukum aku bila terjadi
reff:
aku tak mudah utk mencintai
aku tak mudah mengaku ku cinta
aku tak mudah mengatakan
aku jatuh cinta
senandungku hanya untuk cinta
tirakatku hanya untuk engkau
tiada dusta sumpah ku cinta
sampai ku menutup mata
cintaku sampai ku menutup mata
oh Tuhan ku cinta dia
berikanlah aku hidup
takkan ku sakiti dia
hukum aku bila terjadi
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check out the song in tiubkamu
Aug 16, 2006
Reverse forward
That conversation..really made me thinking..Pre mid life crisis maybe..hahaha..and one of that simptom was when i became an amateur paparazzi...Last monday..driving to the office...before going into the SmartTag lane...a black C200 Merc suddenly overtake me..she put up her hand as a gesture..and i waved back to give way...then I saw the car plate..EJA78...shit...is that eja roda impian girl...drool..drool..drool...After getting my composure..i whipped out my nokia..babe..its time for u to shine and make my investment worth it...manage to snap a close up on the car plate...And that was my 1st symptom of pre-mid life crisis...
The End
Aug 8, 2006
am i a shopaholic?
| You're a Window Shopper! |
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but i have a fren who is a shopaholic. and her name is lilie. and also another friend, sabrina. and when they went shopping, they would just grab and pay (aku exagerate ker ni?)
but anyway sometimes, i can turn into a shopaholic. like 1-2 mths ago, i was soooo into online shopping and i got myself 3 new bags, etc etc
Aug 2, 2006
apa kau rasa....
case 1
u request ur staff to email u the softcopy of a letter becoz u want to do something editing. after nearly an hour he ask u " Puan, mcm mana nak attach file ni?"
pah rasa
ok lar...my mistake kot, kat sini penggunaan email outlook adalah pada tahap 0.001%
case 2
u request the same staff to copy another file into ur thumbdrive (note: penggunaan thumbdrive adalah sgt berleluasa disini, so shudnt be a prob). after a while, ur staff said " Puan, ni ade banyak ni, saya susah nak copy surat tuh. Puan tgk la yer kat page 39". and i was like" hah??" and kept thinking...surat 2 page apa hal sampai page 39 plak. and i got the shock of my life. tajuk file - 'surat menyurat ke K***'. click open the file...and woooooooooooo apa 50 pages ni. surat dr zaman tok kadok 2004 until now to one particular agency all in one word file. on another day, i took his thumbdrive to copy a file. found a word file 'memo'...and again...all memo back in 2004 until now...all in one word document. concept yg digunakan adalah, guna isi and tajuk lama just tukor tarikh dan apa2 yg patut.
pah rasa
tak tau nak rasa apa dah. nak suh derang buat sistematik folder, one letter one file etc etc...rasa mcm impossible sbb makin melambatkan kerja. i mean this is ppl yg dah nak dekat pencen and dah keje sini for like 5 - 10 yrs. erghhh.....what i do now is i re-type the letter/memo myself. lgpun kemaruk dah lama tak guna words ngan excel...baik re-type....lg cepat dr mintak softcopy. i am not complaining or mengutuk..but serius kesian kan.
case 3
i did some changes to our format memo. simple changes like heading, to, from, subj and font arial. the same staff susah betol nak follow...he still use the same old heading and font Times New Roman. i dont like letter/memo i sign written in TNR. after a while baru he make the initiative to copy my format into his thumbdrive. one fine day, i got one memo to sign. bahagian atas font Arial with exactly my format. bahagian bawah kat body...TNr....arghhhhhhhhh....huduh huduh!!! jatuh imej babe kalau sign
pah rasa
takde perasaan
*ni baru 3 case....belom lg case2 kecik yg kekadang i have to close one eye and sign. kat sini jenis terus print atas letterhead...memula tuh mmg i would ask them to change some tatabahasa nyer mistake. a very simple and minor mistake. tp kalau dah asyik2 buat.....tak larat dah ni....sign jer ler buat tak nampak. am i being irresponsible??
Jul 9, 2006
re-posting bali entry
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white-water rafting
this is the best activity we had during the trip...the 1st (2nd day) and the best. i personally like the boom-boom part....boom-boom is where u must held tight to the rope becoz we will hit the river stone and it will go bouncy bouncy...and i mean big bouncy. sometimes kena lalu small waterfalls...and splash attack at the other boat. just imagine the shouting and the fun we had. dalam tv nampak mcm dangerous jer. i can do this over and over again but i cannot tahan the 'batu-caves-look-alike-stairs' tht we have to climb up and down to the river..penat seh!!!
Dolphin tour
kukeciwa...i am really looking forward to this adventure. dah la kena bangun awal to start the early journey. kol 6 pagi dah kena standby kat boat yg ala2 kayak tuh. dear dolphin, kenapa ko tak muncul. do u know how i'm scared of the sea. dah ler kena naik boat ala2 kayak sampai ke tengah laut...tp u didnt turn up. ku keciwa!!!! sekian
this is a last minute decision by us. supposedly, snorkelling for him and glass bottom boat for me (read: me so scared of the sea so naik boat jer ler). bila sampai jer kat tpt activity tuh and setelah dibatu api oleh staff kat situ...we decided to do scuba diving. yeah!! me = scuba diving...giler!! pak hendri try dpt
overall, as mention above the best activity is white water rafting, 2nd jet ski...3 rd scuba dive and lastly dolphin tour (if only u turn up mr dolphin kalau tak sure dah number 2)
The Monkeys @ Uluwatu
shoot....pak hendri manage to capture this!! i was busy posing for the camera and suddenly bapak monkey lalu tepi...sapa tak takut!!!
The Food
tauhu at tahu cafe. the owner is very creative...dia jual tauhu jer...mcm2 style cooking. tak sangka plak boleh kenyang makan tauhu.
lunch after scuba diving, lapar tak ingat. we had our lunch at restorang minang. kat situ derang akan serve semua lauk pauk yg derang jual...tp kita bayar ikut apa yg kiter makan sajer. let say ader 3 ketol ayam pop...kiter makan 2 ketol...maka 2 ketol la dia charge. sayur mcm pucuk ubi dia bagi free. pak hendri kata this is the first time he saw me eating a lot!! hahahah....i had two pieces of ayam pop (ayam kpg goreng), sambal tumis bilis petai, one big paru goreng and sayur pucuk ubi. mr evil lak 2 pieces of ayam pop, 1 piece of ayam bakar etc etc!
The Relaxation
b4 goin to the airport, pak hendri bawak lepak kat ritz
The Departure
p/s: nasi goreng ngan satay ayam air
overall, we had so much fun. pak hendri was great. he is not the ordinary tourist guide but a friend. with the extra activities he gave us...some of the meals that we supposed to pay but he insisted on paying. oh did i mention that we have to go to kintamani twice becoz our 1st trip tak nampak view becoz of the fog. and the journey to-and-fro took us 4 hours. kalau tourist guide lain musti dia buat tak kisah. but not pak hendri...dia rasa sooo bersalah. we're so lucky that we got him. he used to be fulltime tourist guide but not anymore sbb dah ader business sendrik. cuma kalau ader member mintak tolong and he is free, baru dia took the offer. thank you pak hendri and kareng*ang.
ops...lupa citer pasal The Shopping...harus la buat spesel entry
Jul 2, 2006
banana frapuccino
p/s: i wonder if ppl know abt the existence of ur new blog dear
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I hate Starbucks Ala....the guy lied to me abt the banana frapucino...and i end up having chocolate frapucino which is not bad also lah. but still...i demand banana frapucino!!!
ok lah...i wanna join enjoy mr pierre andre on G&G...ahahahah
Jun 26, 2006
phone conversation
me: bla bla bla
she: bla bla bla
me: nanti u cakap kat tok umi i dah pakai besi kat gigi
she: u pakai braces ke?
me: eh a'ah la...mana u tau?
she: i teka aje
me: pandai la u
she: u punye braces tuh mcm WILLIE WONKA punya tak?
me: hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??????????
Jun 23, 2006
secret recipe hangout (tiru ina)
and by the way sab, i didnt hilang just like that, after having 2 glasses of green apple kasturi...$%$%^&^.....then saw lilie and yanie pusing2 takde keje dlm JJ.....then suddenly everything went kaput...and as mention earlier i have to be home by 9.30 becoz i dont wanna miss my "New World" drama series...hak hak hak. anyway, thanks guys...bulan depan buat lagi nak??
2morrow evil dearie is going to malacca on a very short notice...damn i have to go to dentist alone (malas nak drive ke OU sebenornyer). anyway, 2morrow treatment is just doing some fillings...maybe nextweek...pasang besi kat bawah plak. and again...seriously i think i look cute!!!!
p/s: ader org dah mula bahgia ditpt baru tetiba hr ni pah menderita.
Jun 22, 2006
Jun 18, 2006
ouch
:: fara, so sorry couldnt make it to your hse today...for the reason above
drimba in the making
To this:
both pixs are taken using cameraphone so tak dpt close-up. i have to remember bringing my camera next time we went to the curve coz we always end-up visiting drimba unplanned. anyway, our unit is the one without the balcony...1st flr...obviously not this block. and mr evil saw a stream...hopefully it will turn out almost exactly like the architect's drawing. bye bye widuri...drimba here i come.
p/s: terkasima tgk bungalow depan drimba *sigh*
Jun 13, 2006
go orange go
| Your Aura is Orange |
![]() Your Personality: A total daredevil, you'll try any thrill. You're easily bored and you prefer to be on the go. You in Love: You see love as an adventure, and you find most men dull. You need a man who challenges you! Your Career: Your ideal job is flexible, fun, and maybe a little dangerous. You have the makings of a private investigator or extreme athlete. |
Jun 11, 2006
A round shaped ball
Anyway...coming back to the meaning of football to me is the drama behind the game...its full of dramatic event...full of hardship...sorrow..happiness just like watching The OC...guilty pleasure..hehehhe..and also a quick formula to make friends..My schoolmate told me this secret..There's 2 way to make new friends...1. Smoke...2. Play football....it's an easy tactic but it works...its a tried and proven method...it unites humanity..regardless of race..religion and beliefs...
I remembered in the heyday of Malaysia football scene...late 90's..where Selangor is on top of the world...my friend asked me to ride a bike from my hometown to Shah Alam just to watch Selangor vs Sabah..he got no license....so we rode for 1 1/2 hr just to watch a 90 minutes game...At 1st, we were one down..but then one of the foreign striker i forgot his name..scored a equaliser and we were jumping like mad in the stadium...and i hugged an indian dude at the back of me and jumping altogether..hahaha..we didn't even know each other but that goal unite both of us....that's the power of the game..who would think i'd would hug some stranger at night..hahaha
This game would stop a war..would start a war...and really changes you..that's why it is a beautiful game..So to those girls...wives..mothers who can't seem to comprehend why mens addicted to watch this game...it is bcoz we dun watch Dynasty..Knots Landing..General Hospital...or other soap opera...this is where grown men weeped. This is where men imagines he's the manager..the player..the ref..just to make a difference just like the girls would imagine herself in the drama..same thing....let your imagination run wild...
That's why we watch 22 men chasing over a round shaped ball all over the pitch...just like the heroine being chased by 2 or 3 hunky men...
Oh yeah..fyi, as a kaki bangku like me...managed to score 2 beautifuuuul goals for my team this yr was quite a feat...but we lost the FA Cup and the runner up for the league...its all my fault...lambat panas for the season...
"Never talks defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. – Norman Vincent Peale"
Jun 1, 2006
Bila diri disayangi - ukays
Kalimah keramat bermentara
Bermulanya siang berakhir malam ku
Tak akan ku jemu menyebut namamu...
Tiada batasan waktu
Tiada tempat mu tertentu
Di gunung di lembah, di darat, di air
Siapa pun hamba, keikhlasan doa, keagungan
Kasih merubah takdir....
Bila ku sedari diri disayangi
Langkah kaki ini semakin berani
Bila terkeliru ku ucap namamu, terasa diriku
Kembali dipandu...
Engkau pertama, tiada akhirnya
Aku dalam kegelapan engkaulah cahaya
Izinkahlah aku menumpang di sini
Di bawah naungan kasih dan sayang mu
Ku berserah diri...
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:: kenaper tiba2 pah jiwang...hahaha...takde maknanyer!! sapa yg pegi DPA mesti tahu kenangan lagu ni masa last day. semacho-macho mcm mana pun nak tahan meleleh tp musti meleleh jugak. apa pertalian darah lagu ni ngan dpa...i dunno....but lagu ni fav en halim yg salu masuk tv skang ni sbb plkn. tak tau la kalau skang ni last day song dah berubah bila big boss nyer berubah. anyway, that 6 months experience masa dpa has always been the best experience in my life. rasa mcm nak pi dpa lagi minus the outdoor activities, exams and u-know-who-u-know-what- (TUTUP MONITOR!!!!!!). masa last day, nearly 280 ppl nyanyi lagu ni berulang2 kali sambil salam2 peluk2. thanks to all my friends for the lovely memories.
:: by hook or by crook i need to go to tesssco this lunchtime to buy me a very cheap radio. tak larat dah nak ulang2 lagu2 kat realplayer ni.
May 23, 2006
Mr smarty pants
Last week, for the 1st time in my life..I watched the premiere of Da Vin*i Code at 10am during office hours..talk about tuang kerja...plus, my bossess were there too. And we were so cool about it...Dun want to start a review on that movie..but personally..reading the book is way much better...but to give some credits..i loved watching Ms Sophie Neveu acts..last time she starred in the movie Amelie...i was cupid struck back then with her..drool..drool..Now, she kinda look old for me..hehehe
On Friday, i took another certfication exam for the intel based servers..and i passed!!Woohooooo, i'm not a failure anymore...with 74 freakin percent. Damn i'm good. So i won a bet with my boss Rm150 for passing the exam. But the bad thing is, everybody expecting me to answer all technical answer..crap man..i'd just got certified in less than 72 hrs and expect me to be the Mr Technical Helpdesk.
Last weekend, i had to go up to PD for treasure hunt with some customers..there goes my weekend. I miss my sleep...We were flagged of in Putrajaya and drove thru Bangi and some other weird routes to PD..and on top of that..we had to solve 35 questions..for a newbie like me..it was so freaking tough... But all in all..the treasure hunt..the planing session and team building in PD was great..we had fun..loads of fun...
Come monday, as usual..i had to drag my butt of the bed...i'm so tired..but had to attend the ssl meeting in the afternoon...life goes on..again..got wallop a bit by boss...but heck..whats new..
Today...not a very good day for me....i went to OU after office to upgrade my nokia hp firmware, with hopes to use my bluetooth headset..kept having problem to use the bluetooth for quite sometime....after leaving it to the nokia service centre for an hour..they told me..the hp went kaput..had to pay RM230 to repair it as it is a hardware malfunction...for one week..ferkkkk...I really wish i had not upgraded the firmware in the first place...damn..damn..
So now i'm a juncture..to buy a new hp or just repair the old one...hehehe..3G phones is so tempting these days...i can do wonders with those phones..and the irony thing is..before i picked up my phone back..i've bought a nokia car charger....and now i can't use it all.
May 19, 2006
1st month anniversary....

i was bloghopping and found this quote that i want to share with all of you:
"Allah answers prayers in three ways:
He says yes and gives you what you want,
He says no and gives you something better or
He says wait and gives you the best in His own time."Insya'Allah.
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hari ni genap sebulan kat sini....as per today...i still couldnt get the energy to work as how i used to work in the previous ministry. in fact i'm becoming more quiet here...rasanyer i'm becoming an introvert. no matter how i hated this place...no matter how slow and steady this place is...i need to think positive. i always said to myself and wani the cat that at least we are able to relax a bit here. mungkin itu hikmah yg Allah bagi. but then here, ur on own ur own, u will be working closely wif uniform officer, there's only like 6-7 officer frm ur own scheme and here ur the leader of ur own unit...frankly speaking, i'm not yet ready to become a leader...plus this is a totally diff job scope wif a very diff environment. all this while i've been hearing frens talking abt the scheme A vs scheme B issues....and now, i'm facing it myself...huhuhuhuhu. God..pls help me to overcome this fear.
yesterday, got an email frm a friend frm the previous ministry. last thurs mr P wif the M came to the ministry and my ex-boss and mr F is the busiest person ever. working late preparing for the presentation..making sure everything is almost perfect. i can imagine the situation already.....sure kelam kabut...gosh!! how i miss it!!! and mr F is the official tukang jaga slide masa presentation...wah!! sure ketaq lutut tuh....i remember last time masa MBSel dtg pun i was like so ketaq lutut wif the presentation...but the feeling of satisfaction lps selesai semua is great...no matter how busy u are....how tired u are working till late nites even during weekends...how kelam kabut and how ketaq lutut u are.....it really pays off. but then, no matter how damn much i miss my prev ministry, i still didnt regret my decision for leaving. i wanted a new environment and job scope...hmmm...tp tak sangka plak dpt sini kannn
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dear evil, thanks for the lovely surprise gift (though i can actually smell it, obviously la kan all this while u study for ur exam frm mr thinking pad...and SOOO suddenly yesterday 10 minutes before 12 tetiba nak turun keter amik notes....lakonan mu hebat evil!!). anyway, muah muah muah....mlm ni u nak banjer i kat mana plak?? ahaks!!!












